one guy was walking through a restaurant he reads on the board, hotdogs: 0,95 cents, burgers: 2$, hjandjob: 15$ so he goes to the cash, and asks the casher (female), are you the one giving the handjob. shes like.. yeh so hes like.. well you better wash...
Humor is a Great Quality to Have, and it Can Be Learned! Learning how to be funny IS possible, I did it. You know that kid who would randomly say stuff and laugh while everyone just thought to themselves "wow just shut up" I used to be like that. However...
Tu as une vie de vers de terre et en tant qu'etre humain insignifiant , tu es mon exclave , je kiffe quand tu me léche les pieds , en me disant que j'adore ce que tu fais Fermez tous votre gueuel Bande De pain d'epice votre niveau intellectuel ne vole...
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US. A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori 'Prime Minister, when...
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,...
